Misha says Hi to Russian fans [video]
I think he knows the basics.
OH MY GOD I THINK A SPIDER JUST CRAWLED ACROSS MY CHEST
u let a spider get to second base and you aren’t even married yet? wow what is this world turning into
How many times can you wear it between washes?
Huh. I think this is the most important thing I’ve ever reblogged.
BUT WHAT ABOUT BRAS THO
bras are underwear my friend
My friend went to a nerd factory. They gave him a bag of rejects and said “Enjoy your bag of diabetes.”
i hate you
Sometimes Batman just does not know how to have normal conversations.
What if thunderstorms are just teenage angels playing drums?! And there’s God yelling at them to quiet down, but they’re like ‘FUCK YOU DAD WE DO WHAT WE WANT!’
So if Balthazar and Gabriel started a band
Don’t forget Lucifer
We were pretty kick ass, and then Luci decided to go solo
"Luci decided to go solo"
so much Bible in one casual phrase
THE AMOUNT OF THINGS I HAVE TO DO AND I’M SITTING HERE REFRESHING MY FUCKING DASHBOARD OVER AND OVER AGAIN I HATE THIS FUCKING WEBSITE
Superior Spider-Man Team-Up #9